December 13, 2011

Choose Your Own Backstory!

Off of Sarah's recommendation, I bought a used copy of The History of Love.


When I opened it, there was an inscription inside:


What do you think was the deal with Ben and Virginia?

Okay, they had to be in college, right?  Because nobody writes stuff like this after college... right?  Sine Cera?  Seriously?  I had to look that up... it's Italian for "without wax".  Sculptors might fill in their mistakes on a statue with wax, and if something was made without wax, it was the real deal.  Barf.

So which do you think is the most likely?:
(a) Virginia and Ben met in an American Lit 1970 to the Present course, started sitting next to each other in class and talking about books after class.  They had it bad for each other, but both were too shy to make a move.  This is how Ben tried to get Virginia's attention.  It worked, and they smooched big time on the quad, and were together for 4 years.  Virginia had a hard time with the breakup, even though it was her idea.  She wanted this act of selling Ben's book to not matter, but she knew she really meant it as a statement of disowning the relationship.  Quickly after she got rid of it, she wished she hadn't.  She really liked the book, and it wasn't like suitors went around inscribing books for her anymore.  Especially in New York where it's impossible to date.  Ugh.  Why did she even move to New York?  Dumb.

(b) Virginia and Ben had been dating, and dating fell into serious love quickly.  This was one of Ben's many romantic gestures to Virginia.  It was first love.  It was college.  Years after their relationship ended, Virginia would sometimes page through these tokens of Ben's love.  She hadn't spoken to Ben in years.  He was desperate for a Fulbright, and convincingly feigned interest in something obscure enough to secure one.  They broke up shortly before he moved to Azerbaijan.  It was surprisingly easy to get over him because his internet access was so spotty anyway, she didn't really get sucked into dialogues with him.  And Ben was always his most attractive in the written word.  Virginia got married a year ago.  He's so different than Ben, but really, he's so great for her.  As they were moving into their starter home together, she came across this book.  How, she wondered, could 4 years feel so long ago?  Ben seemed like a distant memory.  Here, in this home, was where her life was.  She smiled at the book.  Not a sad smile, just an acknowledgement of a life that's passed.  She put it in the "give away" pile, never thinking about it again.  "Hey, hon," she called.  "Do you want to go get some sushi?"

(c) Virginia and Ben were on the same floor in the dorms freshman year.  Ben was kind of moody and brooding.  He played violin and wore fedoras.  For the first couple months of college, Virginia was intrigued.  There weren't guys like that where she grew up.  Sometimes she and her roommate would see Ben in the halls and tell him to come over -- they were blending up margaritas and made too much.  As Virginia got to know him, she liked Ben fine, but would never like like him.  He was honestly pretty weird, and she had met someone else recently, who she was really digging.  Once, like, for a second, she and Ben talked about books.  Virginia liked to read but wasn't, like, obsessed with reading.  Ben knew a lot about books and recommended a book once.  Virginia half heartedly said it sounded good.  And then this book showed up in a manilla envelope outside her door.  Whoa, she thought.  Ben got the way wrong idea.  She laughed about it with her roommate.  Not in a mean-spirited way.  Just in a nervous, uncomfortable way.  He still lived 40' from her, so she'd have to set the record straight, without being mean about it.  She sold it after spring semester ended.  No way she was going to lug that book home for the summer.  She never even read it.

What do you think, guys??


8 comments:

  1. Hilarious. I LOLd at Azerbaijan.

    It's definitely #1, but he definitely got that Fulbright.

    I kinda like the "no wax" thing, but I guess not in this context.

    This reminds me i've been meaning to read that book. After that inscription, WOW, I think I seriously need to renew my subscription to the library. (I'm on hold for not paying fines, in case you're curious. What a great citizen I am.)

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  2. I'd like to think that Ben was the "cool" professor at a small college in New England. Sure, the kids loved him, but he did give himself a little more credit than he deserved. And no one would deny that he always came off a bit pompous, but in an almost endearing sort of way.

    It was mid-December and Ben had a Thursday night get-together in the lounge at The Rudder, a small bar/restaurant just off campus. He did this every year as a way to get his most promising students together to unwind, celebrating the end of finals and the Christmas season. Virginia had a talent for writing that he hadn't seen in his 17 years of teaching. He was particularly excited when she arrived at The Hut, as she had been non-committal in her RSVP. He'd be lying if he said he hadn't thought there was a bit of a spark between the two of them. He knew he couldn't take it further, though, as he very much respected the student-teacher boundaries.....but still. Those late nights after class discussing the classics, but really discussing nothing at all. Those were his favorite classes to teach.

    Virginia had told only a couple of close friends about her feelings for Ben. He brought out another side of her. A passion that she didn't know she had. For writing, for life.....for him. Her friends thought she was crazy, as friends sometimes do. But Virginia knew. She knew she couldnt trust herself on her last night in Worcester. She was due to graduate early, having already secured both her diploma and a small advance from an independent publishing company whose owner played lacrosse with Ben on the weekends. That's why she had been non-committal. She already owed Ben so much. How could she jeopardize his tenure by giving into her feelings?

    By the end of the night it came time for good byes and finally only Ben and Virginia were left. Ben, knowing Virginia was moving to New York the following day to pursue her dreams, wanted to make this moment last, wanted to say something profound. Before he had a chance to say anything, Virginia leaned in and kissed him. Shocked, he stepped backwards and managed only to stutter a few times before Virginia smiled at him, said "I know," and left him forever. The following morning, as she was packing the last box into her Outback, she noticed a book on the front seat of her car. The History Of Love. She smiled, knowing that no words were wasted during their final encounter as well.

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  3. Kerry: love your certainty! My mom thinks it's definitely 2, and Travis votes for 3.

    Sanfo: are there words to describe how much I liked this? No.

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  4. I am pretty sure I took a bunch of English classes with Ben. If it is the same Ben (whom I recall once told the class that he bet he had read more than anyone in the class, including the professor--blech), the answer is definitely c. He certainly wasn't getting any action.

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  5. Even though I cried a little bit in Sanfo's backstory, I still think it's C.

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  6. Lololololololol! I'm torn between 1 and 3 (by which I mean a and c). I mean, I want it to be a, but it's so much more likely to be c, don't you think? Not everyone can be in an angsty, literary, no- wax relationship in college. Right?
    Fav line: "He was desperate for a Fulbright, and convincingly feigned interest in something obscure enough to secure one."
    Killer.
    I hope you like the book : )

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  7. Looks like C is the winner, folks!

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